Yes, I’m jumping on this bandwagon because these cool people are doing it so I want to as well!

I tried to have a one night stand and after kicking him out of my apartment I went and threw up in the toilet.

I keep a pair of jeans from when I was 13 as my measuring tool for my size.

Whenever I am with friends I always overeat on the sweet stuff so they won’t tell me I don’t need to watch my weight.

There is a video of me  from Christmas 2012 drunk stripping to Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO. I get down to my g string before someone has the decency to stop me.

White bread with tomato sauce was my favourite snack as a child.

The thought of going on a proper date makes me feel nauseous.

The last person to give me an orgasm that wasn’t myself (or without my help) was the boy I lost my virginity to. That was 6 years ago.

My school best friend and I peed in the same toilet, at the same time, while high.

I’m so scared I will never be good enough for anyone that I have trained myself into being capable of living my entire life alone. Even without a cat.

Sometimes when I get home from work I will just sit on the couch and do nothing. No tv, no music, no computer.

I am so into my fitness because I feel like it is the only thing I have 100% control of in my life.

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  • Wow what an awesome/interesting list. You’re too cool!

    • Oh, thank you haha I thought they were pretty lame! 😛

      • I think it’s cool especially because I share some of these in a similar way but I would hate to admit them to the world for fear of being seen like a weirdo. D:

  • Liz

    I really admire how you can be so personal with these on the web. :p

    • April

      Hahaha I guess that’s why I can be so personal? :p I could have written a really fluffy confessions list but that would have made for a boring blog entry! :p